tactical-honey-badgers-dont-die:

thehylianforge:

cerebralzero:

Statistically speaking if your family contains more than 3 adults there is a high likelihood you are related to someone who owns a gun because roughly 33% of Americans are firearms owners.

If we were talking about a…

when you say american, who do you mean? cause everyone from canada to argentina is american….

youngprogressivevoices:

h/t Occupy Democrats

if you keep voting you must be pretty dumb.

youngprogressivevoices:

h/t Occupy Democrats

if you keep voting you must be pretty dumb.

kingpookey:

Holotape is done

neat, put a mp3 player in it and install a speaker.

Just a regular day.

kawaiigaryoak:

But you ARE illegal. Immigrating to a country without citizenship is against the law and you should be treated as a criminal. Mexicans saying the west and south west United States is their ‘homeland’ is like selling your house and then breaking into it 20 years later and saying “This was my home once. It still belongs to me, and by the way give me the money in your wallet and the food from your fridge.” Unless you are a citizen of the United States of America, you are here illegally, so pack your shit and take your anchor babies with you.

against the law? the “law” is man made, and so are the borders, the land was here long before the construct of borders, also people from mexico are just as  american as people from the united states. further more the whole idea of citizenship is a fucking joke, we are all citizens of the earth, just like a deer is a citizen of the woods.

kawaiigaryoak:

But you ARE illegal. Immigrating to a country without citizenship is against the law and you should be treated as a criminal. Mexicans saying the west and south west United States is their ‘homeland’ is like selling your house and then breaking into it 20 years later and saying “This was my home once. It still belongs to me, and by the way give me the money in your wallet and the food from your fridge.” Unless you are a citizen of the United States of America, you are here illegally, so pack your shit and take your anchor babies with you.

against the law? the “law” is man made, and so are the borders, the land was here long before the construct of borders, also people from mexico are just as  american as people from the united states. further more the whole idea of citizenship is a fucking joke, we are all citizens of the earth, just like a deer is a citizen of the woods.

556operateitfagget:

American as Apple Pie.

apple pie didn’t originate in america, but i guess neither did the idea for the m14…

556operateitfagget:

American as Apple Pie.

apple pie didn’t originate in america, but i guess neither did the idea for the m14…

Hey guys, my friend is doing a major assignment on rape culture. It would mean a lot if you could complete her survey

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:

magaerys:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/D5PN9DL

(pls reblog and spread the word)

It doesn’t exist. Some people are just legitimate dicks who were raised by rabid wolves.

No, I’m kidding. Wolves wouldn’t raise people like that.

Seriously though. There’s no such thing as a “rape culture”.

usually i dont like to spread ignorance but….

go anon and say whatever you’d like to me.

rjtheradnosereindeer:

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

freexcitizen would identify with this.

What about assassassin?

Hey so I had sex with this girl and she wants to again but I think she may want me to eat her out (which I would love to do) but I've never done that and I'm not positive if she wants me to or not. Any advice on how to approach this and if so how I would go about doing it? :/
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hoplite-operator:

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Practice by eating a hot pocket out of the paper holder thing with just your tounge.